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Troy Putney's avatar

I'm sorry, but anyone who can work a Greenland shark into a story about human connection is channeling something unique and special. I loved this piece, its meaning, its message, and the way you describe our world. Thank you for tending the store. It matters.

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

Ha ha thanks! The thing is, I kinda love those sharks, they look so basic, like they’ve been chiselled from granite by a beginner, and they live for up to 500 years, so when Shakespeare was performing one of those sharks was slowly finning about! Incredible. But I wanted that longevity to juxtapose to the fleeting mess of the narrator. Which is sort of the thing with time and future and past and the all that. Sorry Troy, I know you know all this so I’ve no idea why I’m say it :)

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Troy Putney's avatar

No! I love the insights almost as much as I love Greenland sharks. Also, that description of them is so true and perfect. They are special beings. I hope they outlive us all!

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

Well, at this rate ;)

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Nathan Slake's avatar

Hehe, I had much the same thought. I was only just reading about Greenland sharks the other day, and now here one finds its way into a story.

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Lor's avatar

Well, it looks like Troy Putney and Nathan Slake took the wind out of my sails , though I am honored just to be thinking along the same path as these two. Yup,

Greenland Sharks, the longest lived vertebrates on Earth, but they are now on the are “vulnerable” list, where humankind will end up, if we are not already there.

“…please don’t tell me what you think”

“…I mean all that terrible stuff did bring us the life we have today, didn’t it?”

“…a fountain of thoughts erupts in my mind.”

Now use that little zoom knob and focus in on the US of A. Everyday is frightfully nauseating. Good thing I am usually in the outer perimeters of chatter. Ok, got my jeans on today, unfolded, just the way I like’em. Bravo, Jonathan, I love everything about this story. On another note, not jeans related, you need to have a talk with ‘the dog’. I do believe he intentionally unsubscribed me! I found myself and Ranger, left out in the cold, literally. I am guessing ‘someone’ has not been practicing his snow angels, and tried to delete the competition. Tell him, we are back, ‘no one deletes us and gets away with it…’

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

That's so strange about you being unsubscribed. Sometimes I accidentally unsubscribe because the of closeness the button to the open email button, or something :) Glad you two are back!

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Lor's avatar

I still think Benny had something to do with it…

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

The Snow Angel Subterfuge and other crime capers...

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E.T. Allen's avatar

Same thing happened with Coincidence Speaks! Must be Ranger keeping you on your toes.

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Lor's avatar

Sure , sure, blame it on Ranger. Maybe you two were conspiring against me, didn’t like one of my comments? Neither of you can get rid of me so easily. ’Nobody puts Baby in the corner’ ( Patrick Swayze , from the movie Dirty Dancing ). Don’t ask me why that popped into my head, I will blame it on , pleasantly exhausted and overtired after a full day skiing .

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

Oh man, I'd love a full day skiing!!

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E.T. Allen's avatar

I’d love to get Baby out of the corner!

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Suburbia's avatar

Tears form as I read this. I love the way you write- thank you 🙏

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

That’s wonderful and encouraging thing to say Suberbia, thanks

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Karen E Sandberg's avatar

A wonderful piece of writing!

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

Thanks so much Karen, glad you get something out of this :)

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E.T. Allen's avatar

Also Jonathan your Comment Base is incredible — the rarest of rare places where reading through the comments is as fun and thought provoking as the reading itself

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

I agree Eric, there are so many beautiful, engaged/ing people commenting here and I'm so lucky and grateful for that. Yourself included of course :)

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E.T. Allen's avatar

There is something special about reading someone’s art and seeing all of the little pieces of the author sprouting into something brand new and often unexpected.

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

Thanks so much Eric. Unexpected is good :)

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Nathan Slake's avatar

Gorgeous words, Jonathan. Gorgeous piece. Swept away by it.

Many lines to quote, but this one is the one I'm going to choose:

"I look down at my keyboard with all its useless letters that could have been used to speak and think such different words and ideas than the ones being uttered around me."

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

That's a real writers choice there Nathan, thanks so much :)

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Jan Elisabeth's avatar

Just wonderful -- ans so needed.

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

Thanks Jan :)

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Jon Buscall's avatar

Brilliant that you include the audio!!! Stops me staring at the screen

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Fotini Masika's avatar

The despair that builds up gradually is overwhelming yet you manage to shift the whole thing to a palpable ray of hope that sings, not all is lost. I read your piece yesterday and read it again this morning, Jonathan. I want to shout this to the world. Together is a word we will make our banner.

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

Kurt Vonnegut once wrote an amusing thing (here's a link to a talk he gave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP3c1h8v2ZQ) about the Shape Of Stories. I reckon "The Jeans Shop" would fit the Man in a hole shape :)

By the way I got the Ritual, Power, Healing, and Community by Malidoma Patrice Somé. Really enjoying it. Thanks :)

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Fotini Masika's avatar

I don’t know if you’ll find in the book affirmation for the healing effect of repetitive action. Books sometimes fail to meet our expectations but they might surprise us in myriad different ways.

I am off now to listen to Kurt :)

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

That's OK, I'm not looking for any affirmation of anything, except perhaps that within every "modern" human is an indigenous soul trying to break out :)

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Fotini Masika's avatar

I have a looong list of such books :)

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

Ha ha, that's why we're in the same tribe ;)

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Fotini Masika's avatar

I think there are many more out there. I hope there are!

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Susie Mawhinney's avatar

This piece is is breathtaking Jonathan, a delight too, to find in the end that the simple repetitive action of folding jeans held so much more... one can conjure many flights of fancy from an opportunity to meditate - I know well - also lose ones mind under the bright glare of florescent lighting and communal bullshit - I know this too - I left in much the same manner.

A curious mind needs busy hands, not noise...

But wait, there is more... by coincidence, I was reading about Greenland sharks - something brief and factual my son passed to me - but combined with that whole sublime paragraph you stunned me with I remember these lines from the Robert Service poem 'The men that don't fit in'

"And each forgets, as he strips and runs

With a brilliant, fitful pace,

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones

Who win in the lifelong race"

I'm sure you know it already but here is a link!

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/58012/the-men-that-dont-fit-in

Its hard to decide, but this might be a new favourite - Thank you! 🙏🏼

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

I love this comment Susie, so much I resonate with and feel too. I do know that poem and always felt an affinity too, the other, the outsider, my people :)

A good friend of mine also said they thought this might be a favourite. I'm so happy you say that. Thanks.

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Susie Mawhinney's avatar

I had a hunch you would !

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Nazish Nasim's avatar

The way you weave existential weight into something as simple as folding jeans is just stunning. Absolutely haunting and beautiful.

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

Thanks Nazish, it's so great when something I'm trying to do actually lands :) Thanks for reading and commenting, glad you enjoyed this.

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Kimberly Warner's avatar

My goodness Jonathan! Stunning, masterful. And the jeans shop in all her shades of blue so perfectly mirrors the watery arctic ascent and salvation. I love feeling these two scenes alongside one another—the ancient and the modern, both alive and calling out to the lost and returning them to the fold.

“struggling with this madness is the most sane response of all, but struggling alone is impossible.”🙏

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

I love the repeating themes in this too. Not sure if you noticed but for fun I weaved in a few lines from the interview, sort of echos :)

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Kimberly Warner's avatar

I did notice that! Was a sweet remembering. ;)

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The Sea in Me    (Síodhna)'s avatar

What a clever piece Jonathan. The judgement turned teacher. Such a rich piece, as always. The characters, their voice—

this message.

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

That's such a great way put it, "judgement turned teacher". Thanks, Síodhna.

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Michaele Rosen's avatar

Wow! I shared this with friends. 🙏

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

Thank you Michaela!

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Billy Mann's avatar

Lovely. It’s amazing how an eternal perspective changes everything.

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Jonathan Foster's avatar

I agree, time eh, it's a tricky little demon :)

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